The Pessimist

The Pessimist is an annual satire edition from the staff of The Optimist. It is published annually April 1 and includes entirely fake stories for satirical purposes.

Current Edition: 4/1/2025

Previous Editions

• The Pessimist 4/1/2024
• The Pessimist 4/1/2023
• The Pessimist 4/1/2022
• The Pessimist 4/1/2021
• The Pessimist 4/1/2018
• The Pessimist 3/31/2017