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Bella Litebite, senior AA battery enthusiast from Burnt Corn, Alabama, digs into her meal. (Photo by Cheese Curd)

PESSIMIST: The Bean’s new “Girl Dinner” diet option sparks controversy on campus

March 31, 2024 by Special Contributor

The Bean has always prided itself on offering a variety of nutritious and satisfying meal options for students. However, a recent addition to the menu has sparked controversy and raised eyebrows across campus: the introduction of the “Girl Dinner” diet option.

The “Girl Dinner” diet option, unveiled with much fanfare, promises a light and delicate meal for those seeking a more slender figure. At times, the diet consists of one sting of a string cheese stick, one olive, and two double-A batteries. The new offering has drawn criticism for its questionable nutritional value and potential safety hazards.

Monday’s option features a single leaf of lettuce garnished with a solitary cherry tomato, alongside a side of decorative pebbles for added crunch.
Tuesday’s menu boasts a petite cup of air-popped popcorn sprinkled with a dash of optimism, accompanied by a handful of cotton candy clouds for whimsical flavor.
Wednesday’s special includes a miniature salad composed of one baby carrot and a solitary raisin, served with a sprinkle of glitter for extra sparkle.
Thursday offers a delicately sliced cucumber accompanied by a whisper of ranch dressing, along with a side of rainbow-colored confetti for a festive touch.
Finally, Friday’s offering presents a dainty cup of vegetable broth served with a solitary crouton for added flavor, complemented by a sprinkle of fairy dust for a magical dining experience.

David Casida, senior director of ACU dining services, defended the controversial menu addition, stating, “We believe in providing options that cater to the diverse needs and preferences of our students. The ‘Girl Dinner’ option is designed for those who prefer a lighter meal or are watching their calorie intake.”

“The ‘Girl Dinner’ option at The Bean is like a dream come true for me,” said Sophia Glittershine, sophomore ballet major from Hell, Michigan. “It’s so chic and dainty, perfect for keeping up with my busy schedule while staying fabulous. Plus, who wouldn’t want to add a little extra sparkle to their day?”

However, the backlash was swift and fierce, with students and faculty expressing concerns over the promotion of unhealthy eating habits and the inclusion of non-food items in the diet plan.

Elodie Howell, the campus nutritionist, voiced her reservations about the new diet option, cautioning against its potential risks. “While we encourage mindful eating and portion control, it’s essential to prioritize nutritional balance and safety,” Howell said. “A diet consisting of such minimal food items and the inclusion of non-edible objects can have serious implications for one’s health and well-being.”

As debates rage on across campus about the appropriateness of the “Girl Dinner” diet option, The Bean finds itself at the center of a contentious discussion about body image, nutrition, and the responsibilities of institutions in promoting healthy eating habits among students. Only time will tell whether ACU dining services will reconsider their menu choices in light of the ongoing controversy.

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