Being an out-of-state student, like anything, has its ups and its downs. I didn’t know ‘boots and jeans’ was its own dress code or that “y’all” refer to the Dallas and Fort Worth area as “the metroplex.”

But what I lack in southern charm and awareness, I make up for in dealing with the colder elements. For example, this still-developing snowstorm, one that could potentially resemble “snowmageddon” you experienced in 2021, hasn’t concerned me much yet beyond putting on an extra layer.

I concede that the infrastructure and systems the state of Texas and the city of Abilene have in place are not prepared for the snow. But those things alone make it crucial that you snow your roll. 

First off, for my own safety and the safety of everyone else, do not attempt to drive anywhere if it snows. Especially stay off the road if you drive a rear or front-wheel drive car. I would suggest a quick Google search if you don’t know that information already. 

If you do choose to drive, remember two things. The first is that everyone else is as ill-prepared and nervous as you are. Second, everything is going to be slippery and hard to predict. When braking, don’t slam on your brakes. If you start to slide, begin to step on your brakes repetitively to gain traction. 

Additionally, you’ll want to let your car warm up and be sure to wipe the snow off your windows, hood and roof. 

Now to the fun things. If we do get buried with the seven to eight inches of snow we’re projected to, it will likely be wet and heavy. I may not know much about the STAAR test or anything about one of the million suburbs of Dallas you’re from, but I could write a book on snowballs. 

First, a small and well-thrown snowball is entirely more effective than one the size of your head. It’s funny, mostly harmless and doesn’t take too long to pack. Plus, wouldn’t you rather throw 10 reasonable snowballs at your friend before they get mad instead of three or four that cross the line? 

When it comes to less violent snow activities, building a snowman is fun, and snow angels are incredibly overrated. But ultimately, if you choose to just sit inside with a cup of coffee and your choice of entertainment, you’re spending your time right.

I’ll leave you with my opinion that eating snow does not stunt your growth. Though if you saw my article on the stature God made me to be, I am probably not the best representative for my case. But, do trust me when I say that the yellow snow is not good for eating, no matter who you are.